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uh so i do have taco related news it's

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not taco bell news but taco news taco

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news

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let's do it i love i love me some taco

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news yeah

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all right here we go this is uh this

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beloved taco chain

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just launched the

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new loyalty program full of freebies

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okay popular mexican fast food chain del

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taco joins the ranks of mcdonald's and

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popeyes with its own new loyalty program

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that's packed to the brim with freebies

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and customer rewards

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the taco chain just launched the

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dell yeah rewards a new point-based

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program that keeps on giving with the

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increased issues of del taco mobile app

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customers can expect to unlock new

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offers rewards and experiences

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yes

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yeah yeah

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the uh the program consists of four

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tiers

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queso scorcho inferno and epic whoa

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couldn't it be queso scorcho inferno and

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epico

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yeah you blew it yeah what the hell

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uh which are each filled with special

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rewards challenges badges and surprises

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and delights exclusive events and or

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experiences and more the higher the tier

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the more points you'll earn

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for every dollar spent from

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eight to twelve what is this [\h__\h]

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i'm skeptical of anything that promises

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surprises and experiences what are the

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the challenges you have to do on this

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del taco app

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like eat six tacos in a minute 25 tacos

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new mexico

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so you got to check in with your phone

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app on the app kind of like foursquare

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and then you gotta be on the toilet and

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pound your tacos

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is that a challenge

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do i get like some kind of epic meal for

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that all right so i'll drop this link in

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and they actually break down what you

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get for each of it this is a fantastic

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native ad for uh dell taco

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okay this is the uh

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okay register now so this is the more

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rewards it shows you it shows you more

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information

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okay so

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the queso level you get a regular size

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shake at the scorcho level you get an

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epic burrito i'm supposed to see epic

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level you get any shake or dessert

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all that and more epic uh free burrito

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mini cinnamon churros holy [\h__\h] look at

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this [\h__\h]

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oh wow this is crazy so now every every

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fast food place

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basically has their own app their own

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subscription model at this point to

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track all the stuff and then give you

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challenges so that they're gamifying

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the fast food eating experience

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hey man eating adults is not enough you

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have to gamify that they i mean that's

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what they're doing

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i mean this is uh insane

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they're just making putting garbage in

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your body way more fun duh what's so

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wrong with that

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yes this is all very interesting so

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let's just go eat straight out of the

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dumpster it's faster that way

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yeah with the alex jones eat garbage

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what's wrong with you yeah eat garbage

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i just eat in the bathroom it's going to

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wind up there anyways yeah just might as

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well go faster great idea

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yeah del taco is replacing all the

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restaurant seats with this toilet seat

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it makes it easy and convenient fast and

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safe and fun for the entire family

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airline style flip down trays in all the

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stalls exactly

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we put we just installed 57 toilets in

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our restaurant uh just to

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make everyone healthy and comfortable

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while they come

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taco you figure you're going to be in

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there in a couple minutes anyway so

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and you do need to get dressed up for

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this this is very fancy have you ever

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had dough taco joe

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it sounds familiar but i i don't know if

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i have it's just like taco bell as far

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as i'm concerned like the first like the

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first time i went to arizona i saw del

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taco and it's like oh i gotta have that

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because they don't have these on the

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east coast or in ohio that's good i'm

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looking at their website now but taco

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bell looks good too on the website oh

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that's true yeah yeah that's true they

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have food artists for this kind of stuff

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dude that was the same thing with even

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this fancy place down the street they

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had a sign out for the last meals of

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summer season menu and there was like

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this you know semi-raw tuna steak

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uh salad looked so gorgeous on it i kept

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walking by i kept walking by it

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eventually i finally went in to go grab

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picture and this thing are totally

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dissimilar it's [\h__\h] it is [\h__\h]

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that's unfortunate yeah this does look

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good i don't know i feel like i mean i

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every now and again i do get a craving

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for taco bell i haven't i haven't had

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taco bell probably

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three or four years and now that i hear

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that taco bell has supply chain issues

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like if i go there

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i don't know if i'm gonna be able to to

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get the the food that i demand and

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deserve as a podcast host especially

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since they want you to mail back your

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empty packets

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yeah i don't need any extra work

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can i hire that guy down there who took

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all those shots to mail this package for

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me there you go or to go to taco bell

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and eat the tacos for you let you know

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how it turned out hey buddy go why i

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want you to take uh you know about 20

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shots of the vaccine go

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go taco sit on the toilet eat my tacos

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for me let me know how it goes

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i like that you said pound tacos earlier

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that's what you do man it's like drunk

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food right there that is the part

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oh here we go speaking of drunk food

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is it uh

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a beer subscription service no that you

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know what that's exactly the story i was

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thinking of as you were going through

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this last one gretchen

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uh because they're gamifying fast food

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uh and making it fun to eat junk and

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then i love this part it's like it's all

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about like id you know ego id superego

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all that stuff it's all id

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so here's the headline here americans

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spend roughly the same amount on legal

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uh well what about illegal weed that's

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what i want to know and well they spend

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so yes and and also they spend the same

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amount on illegal weed and illegal taco

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bell oh okay black market taco bell i

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really gotta get some of me that black

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the good stuff that looks like the

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pictures call this guy yeah that's right

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that's maybe how they do it

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that this is a case in which the venn

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diagram may just be two overlapping

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circles a new report indicates americans

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spend nearly as much on legal marijuana

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as they do taco bell data compiled by

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marijuana business daily shows spending

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on the combined legal rep recreational

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and medical weed industries has eclipsed

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spending on e-cigarettes by about 5

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billion it could soon rival yearly

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revenue figures for are from the nfl

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americans reportedly spend between 8.6

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on legal marijuana which is just shy

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of the 10.8

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on taco bell don't believe the 5.6 no

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2020 and i looked this up while you're

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reading yeah what look what did the

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pandemic do to taco bell's revenue we're

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but acute coincidence aside the figures

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indicate just how much an economic

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driver legal marijuana is on par with

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major fast food chains marijuana

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business daily even notes marijuana

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spending could surpass americans total

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it is fantastic news that more people

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smoking and less working out that's some

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good news on that

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they're drinking they're eating fast

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food they're in their house not doing

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other this is great awesome

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so 2019 sales for taco bell 11.2 billion

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huge numbers i love it no idea it was

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god's lord yes well people had during

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the pandemic just sitting at home

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watching netflix pounding taco bell

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you pound them off in there again how'd

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you know just pounding tacos in here ma

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leave me alone it's like i'm

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quarantining their hazmat suit favor

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driver ubereats is you know

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whatever they can you know afford

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anymore like uber eats effectively just

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doubles your bill from these places i

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it's like isn't there somewhere close ca

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how far do you have to i get it for

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people who are not close to anything

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but like is there really nothing nearby

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or a scooter or you can't walk like i

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don't know can you ride one of those

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monster cows or pigs too

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monster pig joe

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having somebody else deliver their fast

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food to them are not have to go walk to

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get it

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that's true once you've made the

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decision to order fast food through

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favor at like the tenth time like you're

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no longer like you are the guy who's not

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buying the gym member yeah i think the

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biggest problem with that is those

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there's probably again venn diagram with

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overlapping circles people who order

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fast food through delivery services

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their electric powered carts won't make

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it into the restaurants so

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i'm gonna go through the drive-through

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i'm gonna say that

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if you have a taco uh subscription you

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don't have a gym

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subscription or membership i'd like to

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see that crossover yeah who has both a

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gym membership and a taco bell

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and there's probably a couple people out

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guy who goes and gets his 20 pack of

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tacos and goes and pounds them while

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he's at the gym yeah on the tra like

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treadmill all right

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in front of people without breaking eye

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contact and then then all the like the

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shredded cheese and the taco gets like

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on the belt and it gets looped around

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and so you'd have smeared cheese on the

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treadmill and it stinks like taco bell

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and sweat in there instead of being able

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to wipe up his sweat puddle it's just

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like a puddle of hot sauce and you like

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try to pour like taco juice on your

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tacos and it falls down into the

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treadmill so you're slipping and sliding

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on your treadmill

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on taco juice and all the fillings are

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coming out they're on your shirt and all

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that for sure yeah so you're trying to

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drink your coke through the straw but

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it's like the lids popping off so you

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got to walk back to taco bell and ask

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for a bib because you're saying you're

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spilling everything at maybe a tarp or a

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garbage bag

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it's some sort of uh you need to make a

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um like one of those bibs that the the

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really little kids get that have like

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the scoop to catch all the stuff just

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like that tacos

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like a mobile trough you wear around

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your neck

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uh yes

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so they're uh i didn't know this little

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nas nausea is apparently chief impact

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officer of taco bell and then the head

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of taco bell is a guy named jax or no

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mark king and if he's not looking at

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this article seeing business

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opportunities in you know colorado and

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nevada and states where

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this legal weed is uh is is is

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is there and it's like taco bell

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business opportunity you know what i

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mean well they open right next to

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dispensaries i mean wouldn't that be

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easy to do it yeah you could do it with

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the dispensaries but if i were a taco

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bell i'd buy a dispenser and be like

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look come here we'll give you we'll get

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you edible taco bell food you could get

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like the what would you have like you've

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got the gorditas or whatever like

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maybe come up with some slick names you

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know this somebody would get paid a lot

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of money to come up with some names for

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the new taco bell products that

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literally have weed in them

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i'm gonna say racist stuff

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weed tacos can we you know like you can

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make like ghee you know butter and out

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of wheat and stuff like put that in the

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queso and everything there we go you're

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just done

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i uh i do have a piece of entertainment

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news here if you guys want to go for it

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is it taco related it's not taco related

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because there's more taco stuff i don't

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there is more taco stuff i gotta hear

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about the naked taco guy

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did i find naked taco news i think i

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just did you found naked okay

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kind of interested in that one i'll

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pretzel put it in there in the news

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channel okay

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joe saw a naked taco and was all on

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board you had billy crystal got super

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stoned inside an mri machine after

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eating too many weed gummies then asked

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for taco bell proof of my business

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concept that was a cretchet one

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and then uh why taco bell flopped in

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mexico i can actually tell you how that

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why that went down um i'd be curious

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what the article said man arrested for

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going through taco bell drive-thru this

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is the one

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naked said clothes were in the washer

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okay hey that's a valid excuse so

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oklahoma city uh the oklahoma

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city

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police department responded to taco bell

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on the thousand block of south meridian

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saturday night just before 9 pm in

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reference to a call about a man going

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through the drive-through

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naked okay i have to do it

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uh according to the police report

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christopher sal 61 was in his vehicle in

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the drive-thru completely naked sale

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paid for his order at the restaurant and

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then reportedly asked the employee for

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an additional taco wink wink nudge nudge

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i think

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i don't know hey

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worst pickup line ever

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one of the employees was not comfortable

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with this

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and the other employee gave him the

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additional taco when he asked for more

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sauce wink wink nudge nudge

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still not leaving the drive-through

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do you have that clip of you need to get

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all your clips from a bad lieutenant up

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uh yeah i don't have any of those but

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um

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this is the i like you're in your own

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car i get it and

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maybe he's just so lazy he didn't want

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to put on his clothes but once you're

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asking for additional sauce and more

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tacos you're really kind of putting

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these workers in a bad position to

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service you in some way and that's not

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good for them it's a sexual harassment

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and this guy's probably a habitual

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streaker and is into voyeurism and

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probably has the del taco app i'm

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assuming

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he's a del taco employee um but so

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at the end of the story not only did he

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ask for all the stuff but then he left

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and he came back and asked again when he

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got then the cops are called so yeah so

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sale asked for napkins after receiving

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the sauce and then eventually left the

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drive-through only to come back and ask

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for more sauce for his food don't you

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know there's a sauce shortage

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a naked guy because of this guy

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yeah naked guy thinks that we're just oh

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yeah this is america sauce for everyone

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no no no this is binds america there's

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sauce limitations here now come on

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when the police were unable to detain

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sail because he's so slippery because he

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had all the sauce

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they were able oh i don't know they oh

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they were able to detain i thought he

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was like so he greased himself up with

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tacos running around the parking lot

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they're chasing him yeah

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okay let's have a good time come on

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he's covered with fire sauce

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he's trying to like trying to catch a

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greased up pig it's a fun game this is

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oklahoma after all you know

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uh he told them that he was hungry

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and that all his clothes were in the

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washer

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uh he also uh stated that the police uh

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stated to the police that he didn't know

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he was against the law to drive naked i

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didn't know that either i didn't i

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really i could have assumed maybe but i

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i wouldn't have you probably you

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probably could do the math on that one

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and probably say this is just not good

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uh one you're probably gonna get like

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some kind of mud stain on your seat from

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sitting down naked you don't want that

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kind of thing

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i mean mud stain

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yeah you get some particles

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you know it's oklahoma it's still the

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summer time

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and i'm i'm gathering it's probably

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pretty hot and so he's probably got uh

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some taco juice going on you don't need

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that

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mud stain and taco juice all over it's

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just a bad his car probably stinks to

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high hell this guy probably loves

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driving around naked eating taco bell

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but there's also the fact that the

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dude's 61 so i was clear he's old enough

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to know better but he's been doing this

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for decades but but but the thing is i'm

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thinking about these old guys who walk

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around in the gym locker room naked all

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the time and they just don't seem to

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give a [\h__\h] where like i know when i was

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in the gym and i thought i might want to

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shower i'm like i don't want anybody

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looking at me but these old dudes once

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they reach a threshold apparently 60 is

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that threshold you're just like balls

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out i don't give a [\h__\h] you know

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i i see i saw that all the time when at

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the gym it's like yeah at 60 people

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would just stand around having a

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conversation when they're completely

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naked and

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that's what they do maybe maybe when i'm

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60 i'll do that i'll join a gym i'll

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walk around

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go to the shower eat a taco naked just

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walk around completely not even go to

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the gym to stay in the locker room and

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hang out naked

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i just go for the tacos in the shower

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shower taco

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and mike you do not have to wait until

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you're 60. i'll just tell you just go

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and go when you want now i think there's

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something happens when you join aarp is

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that they give you like a a permission

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card to be naked uh

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your free your free special gym

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membership yeah something like that

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so just show this card when you go in

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they'll they'll no they'll wink point

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you to the locker room and hand you a

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